Saturday, 10 December 2011

STEE-RIKE TWO!!!



Three Strikes and you're out in that Yankee version of our children's game of Rounders, I believe.
Well, the Flecker has had me down twice, and I'm still here-so, one more and you are down and dusted you hybrid, parasitic, cowardly crawling piece of CRUD.

I'm gussied up like my beloved  Suldog
I'm  swinging my bat or is it arms?)
I'm aiming at your centre
I'm coming to get you
Fleck off.


or

have I mixed my metaphors...
does the pitcher or the batter make the strike?

Who is winning...it or me.
How should this have been written? [it was done at 3.20am]

Help me out Jim...
anyone?

13 comments:

  1. Well I can't give you any advice on sport as I'm the most unsporty of people..... but YOU are winning hands down and that little nasty being (whatever her status) had better watch out because you are made of very stern stuff.
    Maggie X

    Nuts in May

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  2. Hit the fekker outta the ballpark Ma!!


    luv saz xx

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  3. You are standing in the winner's circle.

    Oops, probably the wrong sport too.

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  4. Fighting spirit and fighting talk..good on'yer x

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  5. Keep up that fighting spirit - we're all fighting with you!

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  6. The bases are loaded....you are at bat....you hit it out of the ball park....a grand slam...then you just mosey around the diamond, waving at the crowd,as you walk to first, second, third, then on to home and score....three points....your team WINS!!! The crowd goes wild, calling Moannie!! Moannie!!!

    We're all behind you, cheering you on!!!

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  7. I make fun of Jim's sports posts so I best not even try to help out aside from saying .. its clear the crowd is cheering you on!!!!

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  8. how about we just go with, "goooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllll!!!!!!" ;) ok, i'll be a cheerleader for you either way.

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  9. Darlin', you just say the word and I'll bring my very best baseball bat across the pond and slam it upside the head of the nasty :-)

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  10. You're always a winner.. why should now be any different? Cheers and whistles from across the pond.

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  11. Oh, by the way, the photo is correct for your purposes. The pitcher throws the ball and tries to get the batter to miss it. That is what constitutes a strike. When the batter swings and misses three times, it is a strikeout and he is finished. He must return to the bench, ashamed and humiliated, while the pitcher is accorded glory (more or less), so you just keep firing the ball as hard as you can and strike the fecker out!

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  12. I have NO idea what you're talking about, so I'm just sending you a virtual hug. xx

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